Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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