Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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