I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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