yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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