who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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