Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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