I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Plan B is the new Plan A
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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