there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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