Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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