everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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