How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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