i permit you to call me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Two words: nipple clamps
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