Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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