Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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