who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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