Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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