We're like a lot better than the average bears
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You've changed since you got that strap on
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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