You work out of a Hotel?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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