My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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