My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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