I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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