If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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