if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can text with my tongue
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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