It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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