So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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