ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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