you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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