i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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