Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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