marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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