We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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