What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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