if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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