I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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