we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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