Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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