I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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