it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Acid is not a monday night drug
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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