Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I know her cup size but not her name....
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