The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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