U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
