so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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