So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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