i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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