Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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