Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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