Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
