Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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