What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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