this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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